The Botereid

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Again, The Onion

This is one of those weeks when The Onion can do no wrong.

In particular, their political articles stand out:
    "Cheney Vows to Attack U.S. If Kerry Elected"
    "You Want To See Some Goddamn Optimism?" by John Edwards

The key quote:

Just know that, should you elect John Kerry, we'll be able to bounce a goddamn quarter off our border! We'll have big impenetrable gates made of gumdrops and, I don't know, gold. Whatever the fuck! And they'll magically slide open when someone pure of heart approaches and says, "Let me back in, America! My Caribbean cruise was nice, but there's no place like home!"

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